16 March 2010 2 Comments

Instincts

These thoughts lately, tossed into the LHC, are paralyzing. Views of the present, wisps of the past, and inklings of the future are jockeying for disk space on the mental hard drive. What is, what was, and what will be in an epic clash of the titans. What do you do when every instinct screams no?

6 February 2010 7 Comments

Fight Club For Jesus

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Or call it Fists for Jesus

Religion never ceases to amaze me. Churches are really creating MMA-style leagues to convert more young men? Apparently so, click on the link above and read through the article. Some of my favorite quotes from the article:

“Blessed are the face beaters, for they shall inherit all the publicity.”

“People tend to forget that Jesus hung out with prostitutes, drunkards, and tax collectors.”

“But many young men truly feel that church has become effete, something for women.”

Perhaps one of the first invitees to a Fight Club for Jesus could be Larry David. It seems he’s pissed off enough people who might want to pummel him into “the light”. I wonder what the rules might be for Fight Club for Jesus. There are some intelligent, witty people who visit here, so let’s see what we can come up with.

#1 – The first rule of Fight Club for Jesus is, you must talk about and recruit for Fight Club for Jesus – go door to door if you must.